Toilet Head Rinse – An Ode to Military Humor
It was another fine day at Fort Benning, and we were standing around waiting for Muster formation. After morning roll call, Sergeant First Class (SFC) Jones said, “I need five…
Exit the Doby Enter the Lab – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted about Tobie the mighty dog, defender of running soldiers everywhere. Well, he defended me pretty well, and he defended his tennis ball extremely well. In fact, you…
Bus Driver Blues – An Ode to Military Humor
I had learned that volunteering at Fort Benning was not a wise move to make. I had learned that showing up early or too late for muster formation could make…
Accident Heated Chains to Boiling – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted about riding with some bikers while I was stationed at Fort Benning. If you’ve read a few of my posts, you might have read that one. I…
Camoflaged FUBAR – An Ode to Military Humor
One thing that I always learned to expect during my first tour of duty at Fort Benning was surprise. Gotcha. You thought I was going to say ‘change.’ Change was…
Fiat Shifting Through Donut Holes – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted a few times about the Fiat Spider 2000 that my sister-in-law gave to me. And I posted about how I made some improvements to the car and…
Tobie the Mighty Dog – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted about Tobie the ‘Mighty Dog,’ defender of running soldiers everywhere. Well this specific running soldier. Issue that dog a cape, please. Tobie was kind of peculiar in…
Playing in the Snow – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted about going to the field in the rain in November at Fort Benning. In that post, I also talked about the seemingly endless supply of ammo we…
Fiat Donut Magnet – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted about going to Novato, California to get my sister-in-law’s piece of shit Fiat Spider 2000 and what a nightmare from hell that trip turned out to be. …
Holey Camp T-Raining – An Ode to Military Humor
It was November at Fort Benning and that usually generally always meant rain. And we were in luck, it was raining. And you know what that means, right? Raining means…