Toilet Head Rinse – An Ode to Military Humor
It was another fine day at Fort Benning, and we were standing around waiting for Muster formation. After morning roll call, Sergeant First Class (SFC) Jones said, “I need five…
Bus Driver Blues – An Ode to Military Humor
I had learned that volunteering at Fort Benning was not a wise move to make. I had learned that showing up early or too late for muster formation could make…
Accident Heated Chains to Boiling – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted about riding with some bikers while I was stationed at Fort Benning. If you’ve read a few of my posts, you might have read that one. I…
Camoflaged FUBAR – An Ode to Military Humor
One thing that I always learned to expect during my first tour of duty at Fort Benning was surprise. Gotcha. You thought I was going to say ‘change.’ Change was…
Playing in the Snow – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted about going to the field in the rain in November at Fort Benning. In that post, I also talked about the seemingly endless supply of ammo we…
Holey Camp T-Raining – An Ode to Military Humor
It was November at Fort Benning and that usually generally always meant rain. And we were in luck, it was raining. And you know what that means, right? Raining means…
Piranha Dog – An Ode to Military Humor
Previously, I briefly mentioned that one of my roommates in the barracks at Fort Benning was a cook in the mess hall. He cooked the deer meat I brought home…
Chains’ Pet Peeves – An Ode to Military Humor
I previously posted about riding with some bikers while I was stationed at Fort Benning. If you’ve read a few of my posts, you might have read that one. Anyway,…
French Delight – An Ode to Military Humor
One day the platoon sergeant, SFC Jones, called my name in formation and asked me to stick around after formation. A couple of my buddies elbowed me and said, “Okay,…
Rocky Toilet Duty – An Ode to Military Humor
It was a hot, sunny day at Fort Benning, and that generally always meant that it was also extremely humid. I was performing my semi-regular duty as the driver for…