Impala Hit and Miss – An Ode to Military Humor
It was a warm, sunny Saturday afternoon as I drove my van into my driveway and parked in the carport next to the garage beside my house in Spanaway, Washington. …
Back Door Seats – An Ode to Military Humor
When I was stationed at the Ordnance Officer Basic Course at Aberdeen Proving Ground, Maryland, I didn’t do a lot of socializing, but occasionally my wife and I did go…
Penny Raining Fairlane – An Ode to Military Humor
We were downtown in Tacoma, Washington on South Tacoma Way. It was basically the whole gang. When I say it was the whole gang, I mean it was my wife,…
Homeless Recycling – An Ode to Military Humor
When I was stationed at Lowry Air Force Base in Denver, Colorado for the Precision Measurement Equipment (calibration technician) course, my wife thought that I spent way too much money. …
Vacuum Generation Dreams – An Ode to Military Humor
When I was stationed at the 5th Preventive Medicine Unit (PMU) in Korea, the unit barracks was a Quonset hut. The guy who stayed right in front of me was…
Elephant Memory – An Ode to Military Humor
I bought my wife a Ford Maverick while I was stationed at Aberdeen Proving Ground for the Ordnance Officer Basic Course in Aberdeen, Maryland. It took me a long time…
Sound of Silence – An Ode to Military Humor
While I was stationed at Fort Benning, Georgia, I had been living a double life of sorts during my off-duty time. Let me explain that. I had a girlfriend of…
Great White Circle Jerk – An Ode to Military Humor
When I lived in Denver, Colorado, while attending the Precision Measuring Equipment (calibration technician school) course, the neighborhood I lived in was less than desirable. I say that for several…
Women’s Lingerie or Bust – An Ode to Military Humor
I got a part-time job at Dillard’s department store in the Aurora Mall while I lived in Denver, Colorado. If the personnel employees and the Vice President of Human Resources…
Brake Job for Dillard – An Ode to Military Humor
While I attended the Precision Measurement Equipment course (calibration technician course) in Denver, Colorado, I went to school from 6:00 AM to 12:00 PM five days a week. I had…