As Seen on TV – An Ode to Military Humor
After a week of sitting on my ass all day at the Turtle Farm in Seoul, South Korea, watching the American TV station AFKN, the personnel sergeant finally came up…
Bad Haircut on a Shit Farm – An Ode to Military Humor
After my time in Fort Benning, I had been reassigned to South Korea at my request. Yay, I think. Had I screwed up monumentally? Only time would tell, but all…
When it Rains it Snows – An Ode to Military Humor
You know the old cliché, if it ain’t raining, it ain’t training. Well, it had been raining steadily ever since we had been alerted for movement to the field. The…
OPFOR Lost in the Mud – An Ode to Military Humor
The other day, I wrote about a field exercise we were participating in at Fort Lewis to prepare for a flyaway deployment with the Signal Battalion. I also talked about…
OPFOR Gone Wild – An Ode to Military Humor
At Fort Lewis, training usually meant raining. You know, if it ain’t raining, it ain’t training. We had to deploy to the field in preparation for an upcoming flyaway deployment…
Cold Day Among the Stars – An Ode to Military Humor
It was Saturday morning in Seoul South Korea, and I was standing on a busy street corner just outside of Gate 3 for Main Post of Yongsan. I was walking…
French Delight – An Ode to Military Humor
One day the platoon sergeant, SFC Jones, called my name in formation and asked me to stick around after formation. A couple of my buddies elbowed me and said, “Okay,…
Rocky Toilet Duty – An Ode to Military Humor
It was a hot, sunny day at Fort Benning, and that generally always meant that it was also extremely humid. I was performing my semi-regular duty as the driver for…
Donuts Get You into Trouble – An Ode to Military Humor
Once again, I was driving for the Central Confinement Facility (CCF) at Fort Benning. I didn’t get back until around about 2200 hours that night. As I pulled into the…
Pool Hall Barriers – An Ode to Military Humor
In the following story, racial barriers are mentioned because they are relevant to the story. These differences are not about skin color but about an awkward situation being resolved humorously. …